I don’t care about the Superbowl. I don’t care who wins.
I don’t know who’s playing the halftime show. I’ve heard the name, but it doesn’t ring any bells. I couldn’t tell you who it was if you asked me. Bernie… something?
I don’t even care about the commercials.
I’ve heard there’s a shortage of Velveeta cheese. I don’t like Velveeta cheese, and I don’t care.
I am blissfully out of touch.
Am I the only one?
Did the groundhog see his shadow today?